Thursday, December 13, 2007
knock knock?
Holy Damnation (wasn't intending to start with this)! I have not blogged for so long that it took me four attempts to finally sign in (just couldn't seem to pair the correct username with the corresponding password). Anyway, as I was speaking to asmond yesterday (who was supposedly clubbing with the techno music in the background), we realised that we have not really met up since after A levels. So, shouldn't we at least have one gathering before other guys like me join the BABA (bald/botak army boys association)? And we have to get leelee and siewping along, for this is a filial boy's (which is me) wish before forfeiting his freedom which can only be regained in two years' time. I do hope we get a gathering real soon cos I will start assuming my duties of protecting all of you in less than a month's time (all those entering in jan, nod your head in agreement and holler "hurray!")...
Friday, September 28, 2007
FAILED OUTING.
Forgive me for my harsh tone.
Its pretty irritating. Just returned from a failed outing organised by who else, but none other than Mr. Goh again. There were only two people who turned up, me included.
Mr. Goh, I don't mean to put you down, but I seriously think that you're rather bad at organising events. Like c'mon? TWO PEOPLE? What the fuck. Argh whatever. And you only like asked around and starting confirming a few days ago. Do you think that it'll turn out to be a success? Well. I don't mean to flame you but, yah, I believe you can see for yourself.
And to those who didn't want to show up and meet up with your friends of 6 fucking years, just because you got back some of your results, and it wasn't quite like you expected it to be, and the major exam is like in one months time, fuck off. I fucking screwed all my papers, and I still turned up. Like c'mon, how much difference does it make to take one day off your studying time and just meet up with your friends?
Ahh. I feel fucked up seriously. Everytime there's an outing, it always turns out to be failure. I wonder when it'll become a success.
Forgive my coarse language too.
WEE
Its pretty irritating. Just returned from a failed outing organised by who else, but none other than Mr. Goh again. There were only two people who turned up, me included.
Mr. Goh, I don't mean to put you down, but I seriously think that you're rather bad at organising events. Like c'mon? TWO PEOPLE? What the fuck. Argh whatever. And you only like asked around and starting confirming a few days ago. Do you think that it'll turn out to be a success? Well. I don't mean to flame you but, yah, I believe you can see for yourself.
And to those who didn't want to show up and meet up with your friends of 6 fucking years, just because you got back some of your results, and it wasn't quite like you expected it to be, and the major exam is like in one months time, fuck off. I fucking screwed all my papers, and I still turned up. Like c'mon, how much difference does it make to take one day off your studying time and just meet up with your friends?
Ahh. I feel fucked up seriously. Everytime there's an outing, it always turns out to be failure. I wonder when it'll become a success.
Forgive my coarse language too.
WEE
Monday, September 03, 2007
EXAM TIME!
haha:D adding on to chin's cranky ideas to what you can do inside a examination hall.
39. Bring a pillow, fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up and say "Oh geez. Better start cracking!" and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few minutes earlier.
40. Make paper airplanes using the exam scripts and aim them at your instructor's left nostril.
41. After you get the exam, ask the instructor over, point to any question and ask for the answers. Try to work it out of him/her.
42. Bring balloons, blow them up, start throwing them around like they do before concerts start.
43. Play frisbee with a friend at the other side of the room.
44. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your paper. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour.
45. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.
46. Upon receiving the exam, look it over, while laughing loudly, say "you don't really expect me to waste my time on this drivel? Days of our Lives is on!!!"
Alright:D all these are just jokes. Please make sure you dont try this at home (or in school).
Chill and take care:D
Good luck for the upcoming whatsoever.
WEE
39. Bring a pillow, fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up and say "Oh geez. Better start cracking!" and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few minutes earlier.
40. Make paper airplanes using the exam scripts and aim them at your instructor's left nostril.
41. After you get the exam, ask the instructor over, point to any question and ask for the answers. Try to work it out of him/her.
42. Bring balloons, blow them up, start throwing them around like they do before concerts start.
43. Play frisbee with a friend at the other side of the room.
44. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your paper. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour.
45. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.
46. Upon receiving the exam, look it over, while laughing loudly, say "you don't really expect me to waste my time on this drivel? Days of our Lives is on!!!"
Alright:D all these are just jokes. Please make sure you dont try this at home (or in school).
Chill and take care:D
Good luck for the upcoming whatsoever.
WEE
Exam ROCKS!!!
Hi people! It's been some time since I was here. In unprecedentedly fervent anticipation of the daunting prelims and A levels, I would like to share some tips on handling your exams. Hope this comes in useful...
30 Things To Do In An Exam When You Know You're Going To Fail It Anyway
1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"
2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.
3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.
4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.
5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.
6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.
7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.
8. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.
9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.
10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.
11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.
12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.
13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Fuck this!" and walk out triumphantly.
14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink.)
15. Show up completely drunk (completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).
16. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.
17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.
18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.
19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.
20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.
21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.
22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.
23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary.
24. Masturbate.
25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?"
26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!
27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.
28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"
29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.
30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.
But of course, as your good ol'chum here, I am going to provide another 8 tips. All for FREE!
31. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what's going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her.
32. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit."
33. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, "Okay, let's double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E...."
34. Fake an orgasm. When interrupted, apologize, and explain that question #__ moved you, deeply.
35. Wear a superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting "What? I'm on my way!!". rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. strike a pose first for added effect.
36. Tailgate outside the classroom before the exam.
37. If your answers are on a scantron sheet, fill it out in pen.
38. Bring a giant cockroach into the room and release it on a girl nearby.
Alright friends, have fun and enjoy yourselves!
30 Things To Do In An Exam When You Know You're Going To Fail It Anyway
1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"
2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.
3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.
4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.
5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.
6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.
7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.
8. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.
9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.
10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.
11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.
12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.
13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Fuck this!" and walk out triumphantly.
14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink.)
15. Show up completely drunk (completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).
16. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.
17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.
18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.
19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.
20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.
21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.
22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.
23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary.
24. Masturbate.
25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?"
26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!
27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.
28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"
29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.
30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.
But of course, as your good ol'chum here, I am going to provide another 8 tips. All for FREE!
31. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what's going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her.
32. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit."
33. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, "Okay, let's double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E...."
34. Fake an orgasm. When interrupted, apologize, and explain that question #__ moved you, deeply.
35. Wear a superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting "What? I'm on my way!!". rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. strike a pose first for added effect.
36. Tailgate outside the classroom before the exam.
37. If your answers are on a scantron sheet, fill it out in pen.
38. Bring a giant cockroach into the room and release it on a girl nearby.
Alright friends, have fun and enjoy yourselves!
Sunday, August 12, 2007
TAGBOARD UP AGAIN:D
the title says it all:D the tagboard is up again:D yippee:) and it aint gonna disappear like how it used to:p
its rather amusing how a missing tagboard has started to make people start to post here:D peeps. keep it alive!
i wanted to change the blogskin actually. but i found out we dont even have a decent photo! (except for the one we took before we graduated from primary school:D) please. lets meet up and at least take a photo so i can put it up on the new blogskin k? :D
in the meantime, pls talk more here to keep the blog alive:D
WEE
its rather amusing how a missing tagboard has started to make people start to post here:D peeps. keep it alive!
i wanted to change the blogskin actually. but i found out we dont even have a decent photo! (except for the one we took before we graduated from primary school:D) please. lets meet up and at least take a photo so i can put it up on the new blogskin k? :D
in the meantime, pls talk more here to keep the blog alive:D
WEE
Reason For The Missing Tagboard
Why? Because nobody wants to use it and it rotted off on its own. I'm serious, they sent me an email telling me that they are taking away the tagboard because it has not been used for quite a while. So if someone wants to, install the tagboard.
HEYYALL!
WOW:D finally a new post here:) thanks francis! lol:D yea last thur's gathering was cancelled due to poor response:( i guess everyones busy w their studys now eh? well nvm. if you all want a gathering, just drop me a msg or smth yah?:D
OHMY! wheres the tagboard? ITS GONE MISSING! shit:( our only source of communication have gone missing:( i'll try to add one back tmrw yar:D
till then, chill and relax:D
WEE
OHMY! wheres the tagboard? ITS GONE MISSING! shit:( our only source of communication have gone missing:( i'll try to add one back tmrw yar:D
till then, chill and relax:D
WEE
Saturday, August 11, 2007
in the antediluvian darkness.
waa why is this blog dying? where is the tagboard? last thursday's gathering was cancelled due to poor response. sooo... if you have been waiting for a gathering, who you gonna call? soh chun wee! 98244374! and hopefully future gatherings will actually take place.
Friday, May 11, 2007
U.N.I Production 2007
Hey peeps, I have a performance on the 25th and 26th of May. It's an outdoor performance at Kallang People's Association. Tickets going out at 12 dollars. It's going to be fun, so please join us eh? Let me know if you are interested. I'm going to perform 4 items, one which is something I choreographed. Gladly appreciate if you guys can come. We need as much support as possible.
Wednesday, May 09, 2007
KEEP YOURSELF FREE.
as mentioned in the tag, please keep your 29th of may free. koonhui is thinking of planning a little something for that day. although im also not pretty sure what he is planning for us. but yup, im helping him to pass the msg around. pls pass this on when you've come to hear of this. thanks.
and please constantly update this blog (: i see faint signs that its dying ):
Wee
and please constantly update this blog (: i see faint signs that its dying ):
Wee
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