knock knock?

Holy Damnation (wasn't intending to start with this)! I have not blogged for so long that it took me four attempts to finally sign in (just couldn't seem to pair the correct username with the corresponding password). Anyway, as I was speaking to asmond yesterday (who was supposedly clubbing with the techno music in the background), we realised that we have not really met up since after A levels. So, shouldn't we at least have one gathering before other guys like me join the BABA (bald/botak army boys association)? And we have to get leelee and siewping along, for this is a filial boy's (which is me) wish before forfeiting his freedom which can only be regained in two years' time. I do hope we get a gathering real soon cos I will start assuming my duties of protecting all of you in less than a month's time (all those entering in jan, nod your head in agreement and holler "hurray!")...

FAILED OUTING.

Forgive me for my harsh tone.

Its pretty irritating. Just returned from a failed outing organised by who else, but none other than Mr. Goh again. There were only two people who turned up, me included.

Mr. Goh, I don't mean to put you down, but I seriously think that you're rather bad at organising events. Like c'mon? TWO PEOPLE? What the fuck. Argh whatever. And you only like asked around and starting confirming a few days ago. Do you think that it'll turn out to be a success? Well. I don't mean to flame you but, yah, I believe you can see for yourself.

And to those who didn't want to show up and meet up with your friends of 6 fucking years, just because you got back some of your results, and it wasn't quite like you expected it to be, and the major exam is like in one months time, fuck off. I fucking screwed all my papers, and I still turned up. Like c'mon, how much difference does it make to take one day off your studying time and just meet up with your friends?

Ahh. I feel fucked up seriously. Everytime there's an outing, it always turns out to be failure. I wonder when it'll become a success.

Forgive my coarse language too.

WEE

EXAM TIME!

haha:D adding on to chin's cranky ideas to what you can do inside a examination hall.

39. Bring a pillow, fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up and say "Oh geez. Better start cracking!" and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few minutes earlier.

40. Make paper airplanes using the exam scripts and aim them at your instructor's left nostril.

41. After you get the exam, ask the instructor over, point to any question and ask for the answers. Try to work it out of him/her.

42. Bring balloons, blow them up, start throwing them around like they do before concerts start.

43. Play frisbee with a friend at the other side of the room.

44. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your paper. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour.

45. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.

46. Upon receiving the exam, look it over, while laughing loudly, say "you don't really expect me to waste my time on this drivel? Days of our Lives is on!!!"

Alright:D all these are just jokes. Please make sure you dont try this at home (or in school).

Chill and take care:D

Good luck for the upcoming whatsoever.

WEE

Exam ROCKS!!!

Hi people! It's been some time since I was here. In unprecedentedly fervent anticipation of the daunting prelims and A levels, I would like to share some tips on handling your exams. Hope this comes in useful...


30 Things To Do In An Exam When You Know You're Going To Fail It Anyway

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.

5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.

6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.

7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.

8. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.

9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.

10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.

12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.

13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Fuck this!" and walk out triumphantly.

14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink.)

15. Show up completely drunk (completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).

16. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.

17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.

18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.

19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.

20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.

21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.

22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.

23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary.

24. Masturbate.

25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?"

26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!

27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.

28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"

29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.

30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.


But of course, as your good ol'chum here, I am going to provide another 8 tips. All for FREE!

31. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what's going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her.

32. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit."

33. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, "Okay, let's double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E...."

34. Fake an orgasm. When interrupted, apologize, and explain that question #__ moved you, deeply.

35. Wear a superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting "What? I'm on my way!!". rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. strike a pose first for added effect.

36. Tailgate outside the classroom before the exam.

37. If your answers are on a scantron sheet, fill it out in pen.

38. Bring a giant cockroach into the room and release it on a girl nearby.


Alright friends, have fun and enjoy yourselves!

TAGBOARD UP AGAIN:D

the title says it all:D the tagboard is up again:D yippee:) and it aint gonna disappear like how it used to:p

its rather amusing how a missing tagboard has started to make people start to post here:D peeps. keep it alive!

i wanted to change the blogskin actually. but i found out we dont even have a decent photo! (except for the one we took before we graduated from primary school:D) please. lets meet up and at least take a photo so i can put it up on the new blogskin k? :D

in the meantime, pls talk more here to keep the blog alive:D

WEE

Reason For The Missing Tagboard

Why? Because nobody wants to use it and it rotted off on its own. I'm serious, they sent me an email telling me that they are taking away the tagboard because it has not been used for quite a while. So if someone wants to, install the tagboard.

HEYYALL!

WOW:D finally a new post here:) thanks francis! lol:D yea last thur's gathering was cancelled due to poor response:( i guess everyones busy w their studys now eh? well nvm. if you all want a gathering, just drop me a msg or smth yah?:D

OHMY! wheres the tagboard? ITS GONE MISSING! shit:( our only source of communication have gone missing:( i'll try to add one back tmrw yar:D

till then, chill and relax:D

WEE

in the antediluvian darkness.

waa why is this blog dying? where is the tagboard? last thursday's gathering was cancelled due to poor response. sooo... if you have been waiting for a gathering, who you gonna call? soh chun wee! 98244374! and hopefully future gatherings will actually take place.

U.N.I Production 2007

Hey peeps, I have a performance on the 25th and 26th of May. It's an outdoor performance at Kallang People's Association. Tickets going out at 12 dollars. It's going to be fun, so please join us eh? Let me know if you are interested. I'm going to perform 4 items, one which is something I choreographed. Gladly appreciate if you guys can come. We need as much support as possible.

KEEP YOURSELF FREE.

as mentioned in the tag, please keep your 29th of may free. koonhui is thinking of planning a little something for that day. although im also not pretty sure what he is planning for us. but yup, im helping him to pass the msg around. pls pass this on when you've come to hear of this. thanks.

and please constantly update this blog (: i see faint signs that its dying ):

Wee

Nearly Two Months of Hiatus

I was telling Chin yesterday, that we should have a get together this holiday. This time, with Leelee and everybody else.

So what say you people? Friday's good. Let's have a dinner or something alright? I'll post further details soon.

Meanwhile, please get this message across to as many people as possible.

Do me a favour?

Hi peeps!!! I am working for a tuition agency so my main aim now is to get students. If u all know of anyone who wants tuition, please contact me at 96217960. Dont worry, i wont b the teacher cos we hav NIE qualified teachers who will b doing the teaching. Essentially it will b for ALL levels and for ALL subjects. So basically, if any of u know of anyone who wants tuition (any form of tuition), just inform me. Without hesitation. Since the whole range of subjects is available for all levels. Btw it includes both group and private tuition.

The name is Ambition Learning Hub. It is a new-age tuition agency that is different from the rest, breaking with precedent and providing a new package of education. We do not only teach. As educators, we provide our learners pedagogical development and mould them into success. ALH also helps our learners release negativity and self-doubts, and unleash their creative talents and potential, making their dreams and ambitions come true.

Just in case u all r wondering, here are the tuition rates:
Pri 1-2: $15-$18
Pri 3-4: $20-$25
Pri 5-6: $20-$30

Sec 1-2: $25-$30
Sec 3-4: $30-$40

JC 1-2/Poly: $35-$55

All these are definitely within the market rate so practically the price shouldnt b a problem. However, please note that these rates are just a rough gauge as they are flexible and not fixed, subjecting to changes. But there wont b much deviation.

Your Creation.
Our Ambition.
Perfect Combination.

Thank you very much.

Kind Regards,
Chin Yue
sincerely seeking your help

Hi guys!!!

Hey guys!!! For those of you who are scratching your heads wondering who I am, this is Achmad. Remember?? Came across our blog thru this guy I met at the gym.. Forgot his name already..
A brief look into how I’m doing. After PSLE, I was posted to Jurong Secondary School. However, was too far so I went to Choa Chu Kang Secondary. After toiling my laurels for 4 years, got good results for my O levels and here I am in Singapore Polytechnic doing Chemical Engineering. Hope to see you guys soon. I miss primary school life.
Alrighty then. Till here.. and I don't want this blog to die, so Im gonna contribute some posts now and then.. But exams are coming up.. Probably around mid-Feb then I shall start posting.. Take care..

+pEaCeOuT+
=NaS=

renaissance, renascence, resurrection, revivification

cckps6a2001 blog reduced to a flagrantly whipping extinction that had not the tiniest chance to ebulliently revive, stagnating in the prisons of torturously bleeding hell? Hell no!!!

So pple, lets spur the revival of this blog!

Petals blossoms into flowers,
Clouds blossom into rain,
Seeds blossoms into trees,
Minutes blossom into hours,
Bricks blossom into dwellings,
Anger blossoms into destruction,
Exuberance blossoms into newness,
Nervousness blossoms into exhaustion,
Perseverance blossoms into success,
Beauty blossoms into enchantment,
Intrigue blossoms into enigma,
Trends blossom into innovations,
Eggs blossom into fledglings,
Rose blossoms into scent,
Sun blossoms into optimism,
Stars blossom into radiation,
Soil blossoms into vegetation,
Art blossoms into exoticism,
Ice blossoms into waterfalls,
Fire blossoms into compassion,
Imagination blossoms into concepts,
Wine blossoms into sedation,
War blossoms into hatred,
Pearls blossom into resplendence,
Dreams blossom into floatation,
Fashion blossoms into style,
Roots blossom into stem,
Salt blossoms into tanginess,
Strength blossoms into fortitude,
Resilience blossoms into conviction,
Surrender blossoms into despair,
Truth blossoms into harmony,
Relationships blossom into empathy,
Violence blossoms into prejudice,
Discrimination blossoms into bloodshed,
Scalp blossoms into hair,
Love blossoms into passion,
Peace blossoms into solidarity,
Rainbow blossoms into vivacity,
Endeavor blossoms into sweetness,
Tunes blossom into songs,
Mind blossoms into ingenuity,
Wilderness blossoms into mysticism,
Flames blossom into ardor,
Corpses blossom into ghosts,
Retreat blossoms into sadness,
Bondage blossoms into rebel,
Faith blossoms into worship,
Infidelity blossoms into nemesis,
Idiosyncrasy blossoms into nothingness,
Spiders blossom into webs,
Benevolence blossoms into humanity,
Independence blossoms into character,
Renunciation blossoms into divine,
Introspection blossoms into discovering,
Emotions blossom into yearning,
Death blossoms into extinction,
Life blossoms into vitality,
And teamwork blossoms into unity.

Similarly,
With rain; comes cheer,
With pride; comes downfall,
With satisfaction; comes richness,
With adventure; comes exuberance,
With speed; comes exhilaration,
With benevolence; comes mankind,
With religion; comes conflict,
With poverty; comes starvation,
With joke; comes laughter,
With dreamgirl; comes fantasy,
With contentment; comes prosperity,
With mission; comes ambition,
With triumph; comes fulfillment,
With dream; comes enchantment,
With flower; comes scent,
With breeze; comes serenity,
With moonlight; comes bliss,
With storm; comes passion,
With sea; comes vivaciousness,
With war; comes belligerence,
With pompousness; comes destruction,
With perseverance; comes success,
With determination; comes concentration,
With ornaments; comes embellishments,
With nightingale; comes melody,
With nonchalance; comes failure,
With rainbow; comes vibrancy,
With earthquake; comes devastation,
With togetherness; comes caring,
With earth; comes vitality,
With marriage; comes festivity,
With tea; comes rejuvenation,
With dance; comes titillation,
With fish; comes agility,
With blink; comes mischief,
With youth; comes impulse,
With manipulation; comes deploration,
With mania; comes insanity,
With interaction; comes intimacy,
With intimidation; comes fear,
With castle; comes grandiloquence,
With reptile; comes poison,
With wine; comes intoxication,
With poem; comes poignancy,
With business; comes lechery,
With dirt; comes disease,
With night; comes rhapsody,
With muscle; comes might,
With commitment; comes conviction,
With art; comes glorification,
With mountains; comes fortification,
With teamwork; comes inspiration,
With children; comes newness,
With diligence; comes achievement,
With drought; comes misery,
With cherry; comes delight,
With eloquence; comes smartness,
With acclimatization; comes versatility,
With sharing; comes bondage,
With agony; comes vindication,
With trends; comes change,
With vigor; comes flamboyance,
With beauty; comes connoisseurs,
With nostalgia; comes past,
With oldness; comes decay,
With activity; comes boisterousness,
With battle; comes bloodshed,
With belief; comes resilience,
With romance; comes dream,
With passion; comes ignition,
With salt; comes tanginess,
With diamond; comes scintillation,
With star; comes resplendence,
With caress; comes magnetism,
With prudence; comes foresight,
With aim; comes means,
With mastery; comes perfection,
With divine; comes bliss,
With brotherhood; comes immortality,
With butterfly; comes frolic,
With experience; comes maturity,
With flight; comes enthrallment,
With mirror; comes reflection,
With vibration; comes tingling,
With shadow; comes enigma,
With patriotism; comes renaissance,
With cynosure; comes glitteratti,
With dwelling; comes retreat,
With quilt; comes warmth,
With slavery; comes repugnance,
With lies; comes hate,
With lime; comes freshness,
With cowardice; comes regret,
With wolves; comes barking,
With clairvoyance; comes unpredictability,
With abeyance; comes despair,
With success; comes confidence,
With introspection; comes improvement,
With serenity; comes sedation,
With umbrella; comes shelter,
With grass; comes captivation,
With sheep; comes wool,
With bees; comes pandemonium,
With manipulation; comes mayhem,
With yearning; comes remorse,
With atheism; comes dwindling,
With cataract; comes obscurity,
With oblivion; comes dilapidation,
With sleep; comes reinvigoration,
With obsession; comes possession,
With mosquito; comes pertinence,
With vomiting; comes repulsion,
With undulations; comes mysteries,
With smiles; comes amiability,
With stagnation; comes doom,
With flair; comes dynamism,
With hugs; comes sensuousness,
With demons; comes abhorrence,
With facsimile; comes humiliation,
With flatulence; comes indigestion,
With partiality; comes desperation,
With risk; comes uncaniness,
With negligence; comes halfheartedness,
With cinema; comes entertainment,
With falsification; comes worthlessness,
With dangling; comes looseness,
With punch; comes doughtiness,
With pinch; comes naughtiness,
With birthdays; comes jubilation,
With ostentation; comes foolhardiness,
With expectations; comes longing,
With stitching; comes firmness,
With accomplishment; comes wholeness,
With target; comes focus,
With monsoons; comes mysticism,
With trespassing; comes revolt,
With bullet; comes hostility,
With sorrow; comes freezing,
With snow; comes freezing,
With rehabilitation; comes betterment,
With astuteness; comes dexterity,
With masquerade; comes concealment,
With emeralds; comes glow,
With utopia; comes perpetuality,
With ulcers; comes discomfort,
With traffic; comes congestion,
With crippling; comes debilitation,
With worms; comes acrimoniousness,
With apprehension; comes circumspection,
With command; comes authority,
With community; comes friendship,
With eccentricity; comes isolation,
With solidarity; comes divine,
With irony; comes detestation,
With shivering; comes nervousness,
With amalgamation; comes power,
With emancipation; comes salvation,
With setbacks; comes realization,
With echo; comes reverberation,
With rhyme; comes reason,
With semblance; comes normalcy,
With health; comes stamina,
With quavering; comes hypertension,
With diversion; comes adroitness,
With corpulence; comes disorders,
With resolution; comes purpose,
With elastic; comes flexibility,
With desire; comes ecstasy,
With tuberculosis; comes coughing,
With cruise; comes vastness,
With corporates; comes professionalism,
With gloom; comes deprivation,
With games; comes uninhibition,
With camel; comes perseverance,
With experience; comes expertise,
With blending; comes cuisine,
With pandemonium; comes crisis,
With halitosis; comes aversion,
With discovery; comes thrill,
With infatuation; comes longing,
With trees; comes oxygen,
With dimples; comes blushing,
With departure; comes tragedy,
With giant; comes magnification,
With fiction; comes imagination,
With etiquette; comes civilization,
With effort; comes dividends,
With sordidness; comes fever,
With surplus; comes rejection,
With routine; comes synchronization,
With globalization; comes progress,
With insects; comes pertinence,
With power; comes responsibility,
With breath; comes life,
With conscience; comes truth,
With mother; comes God,
With unity; comes humanity.

So lets unite and bring about the revitalisation of this blog!

Alone i can do so little; together we can do so much. Because there's no 'i' in teamwork.

Anyway, chunwee, thanks for attempting to keep the blog out of the graveyard.

RANDOM

where is the tagboard?

is the blog dead?

i wonder if anyone visits here?

it feels like im talking to myself.

i dont know why.

when are we going for another outing?

im rather busy these days though.

my tournament is coming up.

and im training hard.

not a lot of free time.

but i still want to go out with you all.

cos i like it.

its fun.

and you guys are so lovable.

i also duno why.

anyway can anyone please just update some random entries.

to make this blog alive.

like my entry here.

just to prevent spiderwebs from growing.

thanks (:


wee

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