Wednesday, October 11, 2006

remuneration to koonhui

Since the sedulous koonhui has assiduously done so much for me, i think its time i pay tribute to him for his painstaking efforts by presenting a detailed delineation of who he is, after much cogitation.

Koon Hui is...

the obdurate stone, with loads of callousness embedded rigidly in his persona;

the dry desert, harbouring a plethora of acrimonious cactus and violently blistering winds;

the satanic demon, with his armory of brutal teeth scintillating wickedly under the moon;

the incorrigible dictator, rebuking all in proximity with his volley of expletives and commands;

the deadly poison, causing instantaneous death on consumption;

the pallid paint sticking languidly to the walls, propagating waves of disparaging gloom in the ambience;

the poignant green chili, thunderously shouting expending supreme capacity of his lungs;

the viciously lethal reptile, baring his fangs at everyone with utter hostility;

the blazing volcano, torching all those who came even centimeters near him, devouring innocent humans in his fiery belly like inconspicuous insects;

the idol of horrendous hatred, ostracizing humanity severely for its benevolent deeds.

N oh yes, koonhui is a maricon in the closet, without much doubt.

Moreover, ennui has deleteriously driven koonhui to the path of lunacy.

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